The Republic of Audrey 17 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.14 billion Audrey 17ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 17ian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,034 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and Audrey 17 has designated Audrey 17 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 17's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 17 is ranked 259,472^nd in the world and 7,849^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.